I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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