I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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