oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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