Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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