he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
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Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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