I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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