Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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