He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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