this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
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Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize