Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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