Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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