YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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