Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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