i need an iv and a liver transplant
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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