Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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