How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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