Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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