this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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