im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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