Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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