What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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