So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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