I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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