New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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