that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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