Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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