belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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