He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
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and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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