what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
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I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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