I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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