he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
please come you make the beer taste better
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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