i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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