I think I am morally bankrupt
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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