What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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