I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
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okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Damn victory sex feels great
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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