His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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