i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Pooping to opera.
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