physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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