Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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