we have officially lost it.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
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she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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