So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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