Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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