This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
can u get pink eye on your cock?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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