I feel like I'm in dance class right now
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
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Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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