i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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