I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
You are a genius and a whore.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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