...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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