i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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