Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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