sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
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I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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